Husband and Wife Joke - Part 1

Come Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.

"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"

The neighbour said, " You see, his name is Bill ."


Why Divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."

"But why ?" asked the judge.

She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."

The judge asked, "How do you know ?"

She replied, " My Lord, not a single child resembles him"


Love your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "

Samy! But he is your enemy !"

"Yes, I know that !I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now"