Jokes - Part 2

Person 1: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Person 2: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Person 1: Need still FASTER
Person 2: Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


First Person to Second Person: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Second Person rushed home angrily. After half an hour, he came back and slapped the First Person and said You fool, he is not my friend.


Husband sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance.
The report said: "Delivered".


Husband: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.


Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give5 to Priya,3 to Sonia and 2 to Nehathen what will u get????
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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!