Jokes - Part 1

A Person returns from China.

He asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner?"

Wife: No.

Husband: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?

She again replies: No.

He yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"

One Husband and Wife were on African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged his Wife with his jaws.

Wife: Shoot him, Shoot him!

Husband: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.

A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital. She was embarrassed about it.

Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a lady delivered in the lawn of this hospital.

The lady burst out crying and said:I know..., that was me, too.

Customer: When I type password, it just shows star star star star.

Help Desk: Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Customer: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!