Jokes - Part 5

Principal: If a boy is found in girl's hostel, he will be fined $20 first time, $30 second time and $50 third time.
Student: What will you charge for a Monthly Pass, Sir?

Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Robin: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

Wife: Why have you increased speed of car?
Husband: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Man: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.