Jokes - Part 7

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him.
Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….

Sardar: U cheated me
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndia Radio!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: Tipu’s skeleton
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
Air Hostess: “Just a sec,” comes an answer
Sardar: “Thank you.” its very fast.