Jokes - Part 3

A Minister decides to study English.
He learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay.
It read: I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.


Person 1: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Person 2: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!


In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
Because, they take 9 months for delivery.


Why did women cricket spinner slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?
Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.

Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.
Man: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?