Jokes - Part 6

Person 1: WHY DID Sardar TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
Person 2: FOR FREE DELIVERY.

Person 1: WHY DID Sardar SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
Person 2: COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab
Boss : which part ?
sardar : What which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.